BLANKET BRUISER
The Wrapped Menace
Cocooned in a duvet. Slow, heavy swings. Each hit sends feathers flying.
Stats
Snoring style
Deep, muffled, and smothered under layers of bedding. This is not a sharp snore. This is a buried geological event: a low, padded rumble from somewhere inside the duvet dimension.
Fighting style
Blanket Bruiser is slow, heavy, and massively inconvenient. He does not dodge. He absorbs. He does not strike quickly. He arrives eventually. Every movement has the delayed force of someone rolling over in bed and accidentally rearranging an entire room.
SIGNATURE MOVE: DUVET DOOM
Blanket Bruiser throws both arms wide, opening the thick duvet into a magnificent, uneven T-shape. Then he spins. The duvet whirls around him like a soft, furious helicopter rotor, creating a rotating wall of bedding, static, and poor nighttime judgment.
Combat profile
Move highlights
"Mmmph."
Choose Blanket Bruiser if...
You believe victory should arrive slowly, heavily, and wrapped in something that should have stayed on the bed.