FREIGHT TRAIN
The Midnight Express
Slow to start. Impossible to stop. Snores with locomotive authority.
Stats
Snoring style
Loud, rhythmic, chugging, and inevitable. His snores do not merely repeat; they gather momentum. Each one sounds like another train car coupling onto a terrible idea.
Fighting style
Freight Train is heavy, methodical, and increasingly unstoppable once he begins moving. His lantern bonks like a sleepy conductor signal. His pillow bumper hits like a soft freight car. His charges are not quick, but they carry the uncomfortable certainty of something that has already missed its braking distance.
SIGNATURE MOVE: MIDNIGHT EXPRESS
Freight Train inhales in a deep choo-choo snore rhythm. His alarm-clock lantern begins to rattle. His feet stomp faster. Steam puffs blast from his nostrils as impossible sleepy momentum builds behind the pillow bumper. Then he surges forward in a runaway soft-impact charge, leaving alarm-bell chaos and pajama-lint turbulence in his wake. Final stop: whoever was unfortunate enough to be standing in front of him.
Combat profile
Move highlights
"All aboard... apparently."
Choose Freight Train if...
Your snore starts slowly, finds a rhythm, and then becomes everybody else's infrastructure problem.