LUMBERJACK

The Sawing Sleeper

Snores like a chainsaw. Swings like he's clearing dream timber.

Stats

snore Power88

chaos45

sleepiness72

dignity40

Snoring style

Harsh, sawing, rhythmic, and suspiciously industrious. His snore is the unmistakable soundtrack of somebody cutting through a forest, a bunk bed, or the last remaining nerve of everyone else in the house.

Fighting style

Lumberjack fights like he is halfway through a workday he never woke up for. The saw's blunt handle pokes. Its broad flat side swats. His heavy boots stomp forward as the cross saw becomes a ridiculous sleepwalking plough. Every strike feels practical, drowsy, and completely based on the false assumption that his opponent is made of timber.

SIGNATURE MOVE: SAWDUST STORM

Lumberjack grips the oversized cross saw in both hands and settles into a sleepy back-and-forth sawing rhythm. The rhythm accelerates. The saw catches his entire body and drags him into a wild circular spin, whipping wood chips, beard crumbs, and pajama lint through the air like a human sawmill with no foreman and no insurance.

Combat profile

SpeedWorkman Trudge

ImpactTimber Concern

Occupational SafetyFailed

Snore TypeSawing Rasp

Special ItemOversized Cross Saw

WeaknessSafety briefings, actual trees, tangled suspenders

Move highlights

Handle Test— Checks whether the opponent is secretly a log.

Flat-Saw Swat— A broad paddle-like smack with lumbercamp weight.

Lever Lift— Pries upward as if uprooting stubborn dream timber.

Stump-Clearing Shove— Heavy forward advance with saw braced across the belly.

Sawdust Storm— Full circular sleep-milling disaster.

"Timber... probably."

Choose Lumberjack if...

Your snore has ever been described using power tools, forestry language, or a deeply tired sigh from the next room.