NASAL KITTY

The Sinus Scratch

Tiny nasal squeaks. Sudden claws-out chaos. Do not disturb the catnap.

Stats

snore Power62

chaos91

sleepiness80

dignity10

Snoring style

Sharp little squeaks, irritated snorts, and sudden hiss-like bursts. Her snore pattern is compact, nasal, offended, and alarmingly close to violence.

Fighting style

Nasal Kitty alternates between curled-up calm and explosive catlike panic. She does not want to fight. She wants everyone to be quiet. Unfortunately, her attempts to restore peace involve flailing, hissing, spinning, and Sir Hissington using the arena as a personal launchpad.

SIGNATURE MOVE: CATNAP CLAWSTORM

Nasal Kitty lets out one tiny irritated snort and accidentally wakes Sir Hissington. She tries to calmly point him toward the opponent. The cat refuses. Sir Hissington climbs up her arm, launches off her head, and ricochets around the arena in a fluffy blur of paws, hisses, and offended sleep energy.

Combat profile

SpeedSudden

ImpactCat-Dependent

ControlSir Hissington Says No

Snore TypeNasal Squeak

Special ItemOne Uncooperative Cat

WeaknessVacuum cleaners, closed doors, being perceived

Move highlights

Sinus Jab— A sharp little poke accompanied by an unhelpful delayed paw-swat.

Paw Panic Slap— Fast, pink, and deeply insulted.

Catnap Pounce— An intended charge redirected by one wriggling cat.

Catnap Clawstorm— Total feline sleep-chaos.

Fishing-Toy Micro-Sleep— Sir Hissington toys with her from atop her own head while she instinctively bats at the bait.

"Shhh. He's almost asleep. Oh no."

Choose Nasal Kitty if...

Your snore is small, sharp, nasal, and emotionally prepared to overreact.